Childish War - Norway and Iceland fanfic

  Once upon a time, yes, a very long time ago
Lived a family noble and old, whose children were very close
And on and on it goes....

  "Hey, do it right!"

  This was a normal Nordic day. Mathias being a drunktard as ever, Finland and Sweden well... dong yaoi things (haha yes they are together here :3), and finally the brothers, Norway and Iceland fighting over the 'Big Brother' conflict again, and also other topics that are mostly involving Iceland to do something. "Say it." Norway said. "Never will I call you that." Iceland replied, annoyed. "We've been over this in forever, why can't you just give it up?" Norway stared right into his eyes, with a hint of anger in his eyes. "Because you never listen to me! Aren't the little brothers suppose to act like their big brothers?"

  "Now to your throne" the butler starts the show (Ready go!)
Ready go, a knife and a fork to point in your face, I'll take you any day
After all, we're noble - the middle class'
Grandest and richest of families so don't ever look down on us (yeah?)

  After that statement, Iceland was getting even more annoyed, "You just sounded very stereotypical, which is stupid. Not all people act like that when they have brothers." Norway shot daggers, "Is it because I am just that better? And you hate me because of it? Oh little brother, I will always be more superior than you and you know it." Iceland banged on the table angry, "NO! How dare you look down on me! I am just as superior as you are!"

  So bow down to us, you peasants, standing here's your prince and princess
We're here to call to attention all of your mistakes

Hey, hold up, hold up, aren't you lying again?
Whataya bet you can't see through anything I throw at you?

  "Oh dear little brother. You have just a major error in your statement, it is by fact that I am more superior than you, which is why you should just follow my simpliest requests." Norway said. "No, actually, I think I'm more superior than you ever think." Iceland smirked. They both shot glares at each other. "I heard you haven't gotten any visitors lately, they clearly don't like your place. Though, a lot of people like my place, is that enough evidence for you?" Norway retorted. "Isn't that a lie? I mean I am getting a good amount of people visiting."

  Norway sighed, "Right, right, right, right I'll leave them under you, since you want it so bad" (lol)

  You're just so annoying! God, just so annoying!
Acting high mighty around me like you're the queen (lol Norway is secretly a girl //shot)
Ready aim and fire, gong that never tires
Rioting tonight, it's a war but not a fist fight

  Iceland glared at him again, unable to react to it. As much as he wanted to, he couldn't since he can't find a counter argument.(wow he lost to a song lyric)

  Causing so much trouble, see my mischief double
C'mon, boy, you gotta admit that I do it in style
And for buying at this "special bargain sale"
I thank you for your precious service, beat you fair and square

  Norway felt so much elation, seeing his brother feel defeated ment that he might actually obey him. Oh how wrong he was, Iceland was just getting started, he was just only thinking on how to approach him with an 'attack'.

  Back to backing away, retreat
But I have an idea to beat
Giving into her puerile goals
We're head to head and toe to toe
"Who the hell do you think I am?"
Yeah, I'm the rulebook, that's a slam
Calling me so dumb, thinking that I'll run
Maybe humility is not so bad!

  Norway continued to listening to his little brother's constant statements which were redundant. It was only just means of saying no to obey him. After a long silence, Norway decided to do something so hilariously mean to his brother, and it was from a song(lol idk how to write this is bad nuuu)

  Norway began to say, "Now, now, everyone, come and take my hands please
It's only natural that I'm tranquil
If you really didn't know, I cheat by nature
Always reaching for that one thing greater
It's in my blood, you know we're famous for our war strength
This one here, that one there, everywhere
Yes I've won the fight! Peace sign!
Yay! (ｖ＾―゜)♪

  Iceland smirked and retorted, "Right, right, right right
Guess who earned a gold star for "very good job"! ☆"

  You're just so annoying! God, just so annoying!
Acting high mighty around me like you're the king
I'll strike even harder, shoot you 'till you topple
Retribution, punishment - I'll make you feel all of it

  He flinched a bit, surprised at his brother's sarcastic reply. Seeing that, Iceland was a bit happy that he beat him at something.

  Looking down upon you, seeing through all your moves
Chance is for the taking, you're dancing to my own beat
Got a little messy, missed you by a hair
Oh well, it looks like I'm the winner, beat you fair square


But it's you, and nobody can compare
(Sei yaa too yaa u too yaa ha)
You're the only rival that I can bare
(Sei yaa too yaa u too yaa ha)
Falling to my knees, losing like I'm weak
(U ha sei yaa yaa sei ha)
Would drive me insane so for tonight, it's you and me
but I'll win hey hey hey hey

  Iceland then said, "The house staff agrees, so why don't you just
chill out for once in your life, okay?" Norway retorted, "Oh my god, just shut up!"

~Constant person talking over person here XD~

  You're just so annoying! God, just so annoying!
Yelling at me like I'm a dog, but you're just all bark
Ready aim and fire, gong that never tires
Generation rising, the one to rule will be me!

Causing so much trouble, see my mischief double
C'mon, boy, you gotta admit that I do it in style
From one to a hundred, I'll take whatever's there!
I thank you for your precious service, beat you fair and
Wait a second...woah, is this a draw??

  Sweden decided to break up the two's fight, since it was getting a bit loud and annoying, he just replied, "It's a draw now shut up." Norway and Iceland just admitted defeat to the Swedish scary nation and never spoke to each other the rest of the day.

THE END .w.